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October 05 - Life Bitching Posts

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  • Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my j... FML http://shrt.fr/70d5
  • Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped ... FML http://shrt.fr/08f0
  • Today, I woke up (after a night of drinking) in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and 1 sock. I st... FML http://shrt.fr/43c3
  • Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program ... FML http://shrt.fr/6188
  • Today, I was walking down the street when I got tackled by a policeman. He told me I was under arrest for shop... FML http://shrt.fr/fe0a
  • Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a... FML http://shrt.fr/3db3
  • Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbe... FML http://shrt.fr/7b7c
  • Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other... FML http://shrt.fr/a49e
  • i hate just about everyone. FML. people who i serve at work are fucking stupid and rude!
  • Fat people teasing skinny people because they exercise. FML.
  • virgin mobile bites the big one, assholes are canceling my answer rings - time to buy out

October 04 - Life Bitching Posts

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  • I need some fuckin company.. I hate being in here alone..
  • WOW. My neighbor who is a major stickler for the rules just woke me up blasting her music. I'm not normally one to tattle but...condo assoc?
  • Why the hell is my neighbor playing drums at 3am?
  • Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date... FML http://shrt.fr/79f8
  • Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feel... FML http://shrt.fr/db0c
  • Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted... FML http://shrt.fr/04a0
  • Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I ... FML http://shrt.fr/8d99
  • Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I... FML http://shrt.fr/e2e3
  • Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I sm... FML http://shrt.fr/164e
  • Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told... FML http://shrt.fr/4040
  • Today, I was walking down the street when I got tackled by a policeman. He told me I was under arrest for atte... FML http://shrt.fr/4261
  • Today, my fiance was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a "Wak... FML http://shrt.fr/6f25
  • Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After ... FML http://shrt.fr/1214
  • I want my sidekick network back RIGHT NOW. I am so displeased with today. Major wells fargo and borders hate.
  • Want to read about why I hate Wells Fargo? You know you do. http://bit.ly/1alLeI
  • Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneat... FML http://shrt.fr/3382
  • Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got their first. FML http://shrt.fr/5e4b
  • Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the dri... FML http://shrt.fr/5872
  • Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they ... FML http://shrt.fr/ec81
  • Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it... FML http://shrt.fr/afcc
  • Fuck everything. This night sucks. I'm pressed for homework time, my head hurts, I'm just so angry I can't draw, I don't need this.
  • Oh my GOD quitting coffee SUCKS. =|
  • FML I burnt my butt on the iron :(
  • Arrrgh. Screw economics quizzes. FML.
  • I'm pretty sure texting is the cause of my blistering thumb. FML
  • it's ten and i still haven't started homeworrrrrk. fml.
  • What in the hell is wrong w/CNN moron who can't wipe the smug smile off his face while he's talking to a mother whose son was killed? #tcot

October 03 - Life Bitching Posts

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  • Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny ... FML http://shrt.fr/0c84
  • Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed... FML http://shrt.fr/b364
  • Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't s... FML http://shrt.fr/dfeb
  • Today, I checked my email for the hundredth time, hoping to hear back from a potential employer about a job I ... FML http://shrt.fr/f118
  • I hate Microsoft and their failed Windows Vista product. I hate Apple's secrecy and strictness. Where's an operating system I might like?
  • Random late Night complaint: I hate that I can download any version of windows I want for free, but have to pay an arm for microsoft office
  • hate the fact that I can't use internet on my phone b/c danger (taken over by microsoft) can't figure out what the problem is...for over ...
  • I hate Microsoft System Center Operations Manager 2007 so much. >:(
  • I hate Microsoft and all their products -_-
  • Microsoft Excel how I hate thee but will grow to love thee, inevitably and I hope.
  • I hate it when my all my neighbor's dogs have barking competitions.
  • I hate listening to my neighbor laughing at his own joke of "Obama Ben Laden"
  • I hate the way this neighbor fucking talks about women . All he fucking says is "that fucking bitch needs to be put in her place" disgusting
  • Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked m... FML http://shrt.fr/62f7
  • Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her p... FML http://shrt.fr/b638
  • Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break... FML http://shrt.fr/6e6a
  • Today I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked ba... FML http://shrt.fr/e402
  • Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way... FML http://shrt.fr/f7ca
  • Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't onstage I decided to use th... FML http://shrt.fr/4f4f
  • Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy ... FML http://shrt.fr/765c
  • Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. ... FML http://shrt.fr/ae05
  • i hate guys. why do they have to be all distant and stuff
  • I hate the Twins. HATE HATE HATE.
  • I can't believe BC just scored on Fla St. WTF is going on!!!!
  • I can't believe they are actually publishing Richard Castle novels - the main character in ABC's "Castle" TV series...
  • RT @shitmydadsays: "You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
  • I hate to sound like a jerk, but when my ex-wife comes to visit, I sit here wishing she would leave as soon as possible.

October 02 - Life Bitching Posts

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  • Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungu... FML http://shrt.fr/b118
  • Today while cleaning up I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick ... FML http://shrt.fr/1a3a
  • Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down ... FML http://shrt.fr/e0d2
  • Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML http://shrt.fr/1fd6
  • Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to ... FML http://shrt.fr/5e6a
  • Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed t... FML http://shrt.fr/11a9
  • Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text h... FML http://shrt.fr/334f
  • I hate when a chics 2nd toe is longer than the big toe, looks dumb funny 2 me
  • I hate my dad so much. He honestly makes me feel like shit. Fuck.
  • I fuckin hate posers... Soft ass boys tryna act hard. If you soft be soft damnit
  • i have the hic-ups. i hate the hic-ups. >:(
  • i hate my p.e teacher sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much i feel like pushing her down and steelig her money shes so mean ans annoying!!
  • okay i was folding laundry for my neighbor right an i find this tiny dora nightgown the only problem is they dont have a little girl? :P lol
  • I truly hate to say that life sucks sometimes or is it just my life....hmmmmmm!
  • i hate my neighbor for having the loudest fights ever every morning... at 2 am... although her insanely loud breakup was kinda funny
  • Thank you neighbor for setting off my car alarm by leaning on the hood of my car and waking me up. I hate you.
  • I hate Verizon. Should I cancel and get Suddenlink? No DSL ALL day-on neighbor's unsecured network now.
  • Today, I wanted to joke around with my mom by filling the windex container with blue koolaid and spraying in m... FML http://shrt.fr/0471
  • Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor my screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour sho... FML http://shrt.fr/6d74
  • Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, ... FML http://shrt.fr/2772
  • Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The fir... FML http://shrt.fr/1df8
  • Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a f... FML http://shrt.fr/5bf6
  • Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home f... FML http://shrt.fr/8e99
  • Today, I was trapped in a car in a closed garage because the seat belt was broken. I was there for two hours. ... FML http://shrt.fr/5d07
  • stupid optus keeps sending me messages because i don't have any credit!
  • Let's start a new campain. Fuck Friday, because Follow Friday is just stupid.
  • My roomate is the biggest asshole in the world. I mean really.
  • I ask 6 Wells Fargo employees the same question and get 3 different answers. I love how accessible they are but hate their inconsistencies.
  • OMG! Wachovia is so retarded and wells fargo too! I hate banks right now smh!
  • I hate you wells fargo.
  • wells fargo has gone out of their way to make me hate them this month
  • I currently hate Wells Fargo and their inconsistency. Fuel pumps that can only be purchased w/ the wire harness. Today is a FML kind of day.
  • Father is a giant fucking asshole. I oughta punch him in the dick because he deserves it.
  • Is being an asshole a prerequisite for working in the customer service industry? Because if it is, this dude deserves a promotion!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA KANYE WEST TOUR CANCELLED!! Fuckin ASSHOLE DESERVES IT! He prolly thought MJ had the best cancelled tour of all time~~ haha
  • i made the idiot mistake of expressing satisfaction at my life today. Ever since pretty much everything has gone wrong. Point taken, God.
  • About to run around like an idiot in a seniorita costume. Yes I'm at homecoming.
  • Today i lied to a Jehovahs Witness everything has been going bad since then. Now im itching for no reason. fml
  • Just had a nervous breakdown on the phone to my mother. I think I just made her uncomfortable. #fml
  • First thing my sister-in-law said to me was that I've gained a lot if weight. #fml

October 02 - Boss Bitching Posts

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  • from FmyLife.com: "Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
  • Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard any... FML http://shrt.fr/2fce
  • Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other m... FML http://shrt.fr/0735
  • Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6... FML http://shrt.fr/3db7
  • Today, I called my boss to let her know that I was suffering from severe depression and that my doctor suggest... FML http://shrt.fr/8d2f
  • I really wish my boss spoke better English. I love him. But I hate his broken English.
  • Tell me how your boss tells you that you get a raise but you really never do?! I hate it!
  • have been at work since 12 and cried 4 times. i hate my job :( but mainly i just hate my evil nazi boss!!
  • I FUCKING HATE MY BOSS
  • It makes me uncomfortable. - when my creepy old boss lady calls me darlin’, sweetie, baby…. ugh. hate it. http://tumblr.com/xbp3cr8zk
  • I hate when my boss stop by my desk

October 01 - Life Bitching Posts

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  • its pretty sad when i can move 4 times the number of bays in 6 hours than 3 people can in 8 hours
  • i hate when i ask a hypothetical question and people look at me like it's a "hypothetical" question. Can't I just be curious damnit?
  • My life is like a sponge, it sucks
  • To be honest.Life sucks.My best friend since 5th grade is moving away.I could cry and say everything is unfair.But what's the point?
  • I will reiterate: If you put your seat back on a bus or a plane and there's someone sitting behind you, you are an asshole.
  • Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidently called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML http://shrt.fr/9ce0
  • Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, acciden... FML http://shrt.fr/7931
  • Today I got a 66 on a HISTORY! exam. I turned the paper upside-down and felt a little better. MLIA
  • Today, wanting to share a joke with a friend, I said, "knock-knock." He replied, "Denied." I don't know how to feel about this.MLIA
  • i've said it before and i'll say it again. Kirk Cameron is an asshole. he preaches hate. hate of all ppl different from him.
  • Why the hell do cops say have a good day as they hand you a ticket? That's an asshole move...fml
  • A different breed of asshole customers during the morning shift. Hey don't be bitter cuz u got knocked up and never made it past 8th grade.
  • Thursday is the asshole of the week
  • I f-ing burnt my lip with the straightner and now its swolen for picture day. Fml.
  • Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I we… FML (http://tinyurl.com/ma7jy8)
  • Well, this ruins my day. Just had my Windows partition FAIL on my main computer. I HATE Pulling Data off a Drive! FUCK! GRRRRRRR!
  • I officially hate Windows. I can't open Explorer period. I have no other browser. Hopefully it works tomorrow or Apple sends me something.
  • Seriously Maxim we've been over this. Your magazine sucks and I don't want to renew, so stop asking me.
  • National City Bank sucks ass!!! If you bank with them... I feel sorry for you!! Hell, life could be worse.. Least I'm not employed by them!!
  • Trying to go cold turkey again.. Fml. Why's it so hard
  • i honestly can say, i hate my life. i hate who i was, i hate who i am, and i hate who i'm becoming. and to anyone i've ever hurt, i'm sorry.
  • My mom is seriously thinking of taking a pole dancing class. FML
  • Pulled a muscle doing a twist today. FML.
  • I am so dumb. I was looking at itunes to tell me the song i was listening too... And i'm listening To my Ipod. FML
  • Listening to some asshole talk about how he snuck into a charity screening for Where The Wild Things Are last night. CHARITY. Asshole.
  • guess i didn't get the memo that october 1st was act like an asshole day.